Coming Soon to a Pharmacy Near You?

A pharmacist in California refuses to fill the prescriptions of AIDS sufferers, because that would be interfering with God's plans for gays. Another pharmacist, in Michigan, won't provide arthritis medication, because gnarled hands are God's way of stopping masturbation. A third pharmacist, in Florida, refuses to fill Viagra prescriptions, because, after their child-bearing years are over, God does not intend women to have to put up with the advances of their wrinkly old husbands.

(OK, these aren't real. I mean, they'd be ridiculous wouldn't they? I'm just blowing smoke up certain conduits. However, it's white smoke, not black, which means a punch line has been chosen.)

Now read this.