Monday, July 04, 2005

The British Response to July 4th

While Americans everywhere were celebrating victory over my countrymen, The Guardian is reporting that, after waiting patiently for 229 years, a crack team of British special force troops has struck back. These brave souls have succeeded in penetrating White House security and retrieving Tony Blair's balls from the crystal display case in the Oval Office, in which they have been on prominent display for the last four years.

At least, this is the only explanation I can think of for an article titled "Blair May Snub U.S. on Climate",
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